Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Gymnasto-bun, unfortunately without photos or video

So I come downstairs to feed buns this morning.
Walter and Babette are on the top floor of their condo.
Walter comes down immediately to prepare to stuff his cute face.
Babs is confused.
Mom pours food in dish.
Walter digs in.
Babs finally gets it, stampedes down the ramp, and immediately straddles Walter (because she humps him when she's over-excited, aka when there's food around).
Babs leans over be-straddled Walter and gets a mouthful from the food bowl.
Babs finishes mouthful and immediately gets over-excited for another mouthful.
She simultaneously leans over Walter and starts humping him.
Gravity kicks in and "ginormous bunny butt tipping point" is reached.
Babette does a full forward somersault over Walter and lands on the other side of the food dish.
Babette does impression of a turtle on its back.
The day then resumed as normal.

Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

2 comments:

  1. Mel Brooks's History of the World Part 1: The French Revolution

    "Hump or Death..."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9a5-E5Zk3w

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